49 questions : trolling for humor
49 Questions: Portrait of Kilroy the Troll (with a sense of humor)
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It’s hard to know which is funnier, the original questions or the fact that some came up with an answer.
These questions were all posted by the same profile during July 2022.
49 Questions
- I am Joe Biden?
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- When I was 13, I saw my mom and her sister have intercourse. When I asked her about it, she made me finger her during bed. How is your wife doing today and how should I deal with the PTSD?
No answer yet · Last followed 3h
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- I (male) caught my life-long friend (male) showering and I couldn't stop watching. What does this mean?
3 answers · Last followed 3h
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- Why are reddit trolls so annoying?
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- My daughter (6) is friends with a retard. How can I tell her to get away from him and never speak to him again? (Without sounding rude)
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- During intercourse last night, I ended up shoving a small cactus up my ass. Now it is bleeding. How can I solve this?
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- My son is obsessed with Dora the Explorer so I told him that she is based on a real life serial killer. Now he is crying and I can't make him stop. What do I do?
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- My life-long best friend confessed, while drunk, that he wants to sleep with my 16-year-old daughter. How can I set it up so it isn't obvious *I* set it up?
9 answers · Last followed 3h
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- I have a crush on my wife's friend. Should I pursue happiness or take my friend's advice to stay away from jailbait?
No answer yet · Last followed 4h
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- Should I be cremated by my mother who is my uncle and my wife and my dad and your mom and my penis?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- I like your wife?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- I like your wife better than mine, but mine is younger and prettier. Fancy a swapsy?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- Your wife is wearing a nice dress today, well she was. Do you want me to iron it?
2 answers · Last followed Mon
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- Is it wrong to post questions on Quora with some other dude's name and photo?
1 answer · Last followed Mon
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- I bored, should I call your mother?
1 answer · Last followed Mon
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- If I told you to go away, you would, right? So why is my ex-wife hanging around (no pun intended) like a poodle?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- My daughter's friends have started bombarding her newsfeed with half naked photos and it's making me quite uncomfortable. Should I tell them to stop, or ask their parents to tell them?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- My neighbour's dog annoyed me so I gave him poisonous meat and he dipped. And now my neighbour won't stop crying and it bothers me too. Should I move house or make her dip too?
11 answers · Last followed Mon
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- Yesterday I was so drunk I threw a brick at my neighbour's toddler's room. Should I even care and feel guilty and sue them for bothering me?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- I am a Quora veteran. Is this cute?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- Can I see your wife's best picture?
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- I cannot stop pooping. I have spent 6 hours today alone in the toilet. It doesn't stop coming out and it hurts a lot. What can I do?
2 answers · Last followed Mon
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- My name is Ronald Brown. Do you like it?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- Does Joe Biden trip and fall every time a capybara pulls up?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- My Swedish wife (23) became blind after a car accident (she wasn't driving) but still likes to paint. How can I tell her her art is repugnant, unprofessional, something that looks like a Chimpanzee painted it?
3 answers · Last followed Mon
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- My wife wants to vote Republican this November. I have filed for divorce and now she is crying and begging (what a loser!), how can I get her to stop?
3 answers · Last followed Mon
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- My 11-year-old son says he wants to vote for Donald Trump in the next election. How do I put him up for adoption?
3 answers · Last followed Mon
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- What is the formula behind a perfect orgasm?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- Why do capybaras pull up, and who cares anyway?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- What is the best picture you have taken of your wife and/or sister? Can I see it?
1 answer · Last followed Mon
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- I have an urgent question. Should I post it now or wait for peak time for maximum response?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- I got rid of our Guinea Pig and now my daughter is crying. How can I make her forget about the stupid animal?
3 answers · Last followed Mon
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- My son (12) says his teacher has been behaving in an inappropriate way. How can I tell if he's saying the truth? Should I care?
7 answers · Last followed Mon
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- How can I know if my capybara pulled up?
No answer yet · Last followed Mon
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- How can I know if I'm right?
1 answer · Last followed Mon
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- Should I call 911, yes or no?
3 answers · Last followed Sat
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- From an assassin's perspective, when is the best time to shoot the President of the United States?
1 answer · Last followed Sat
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- My abandoned daughter is calling me. I don't want anything to do with that creature, how can I get her to stop bothering me? I left her in a local Tesco 23 years ago.
3 answers · Last followed Sat
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- Am I a Democrat or a Republican?
3 answers · Last followed Sat
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- Former Joe Biden looks like my great uncle who was a communist in Russia. Should I vote Democrat this November?
2 answers · Last followed Sat
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- Have you ever taken a photo of your wife in a revealing outfit without her consent?
3 answers · Last followed Sat
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- Send me a picture of your wife?
No answer yet · Last followed Sat
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- Has Floozy been a good Prime Minister so far?
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- Is Floozy making a good PM?
No answer yet · Last followed Sat
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- How can I force my wife to vote Democrat in November?
17 answers · Last followed Sun
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- I am so confused. I don't know which way is up and which is down, and I just so happen to be faced with the stairs. What should I do?
1 answer · Last followed Fri
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- I like to. Why?
No answer yet · Last followed Fri
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- I like to cause emotional harm to my mentally challenged sister by calling her the R slur. Am I cool?
12 answers · Last followed Fri
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- I am, for the most part, euphoric due to my comical intelligence. What should I do with it?
3 answers · Last followed Fri
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Since almost nobody noticed, in desperation, the troll finally asked,
To which Quora replied:
OK, Quora! But let’s try to answer that question, anyway.
WHO IS “FRANK SHELBY?”
As Frank uses British spelling conventions, he probably hails from the UK, Australia or another Commonwealth country. His government has a “Floozy” for Prime MInister (PM) and “Tesco” grocery stores (probably UK).
Frank abandoned his daughter 23 years ago (he thinks) — the daughter who no longer has her guinea pig — and has a son who is variously 11 or 12, whichever Frank remembers first. Or maybe he has 2 sons. (Don’t ask.) One will be put up for adoption.
His “great uncle” was a Russian Communist, for sure. Otherwise his nearest relative is his mentally challenged sister.
Frank would really like to see a portrait of your wife or maybe your sister. He doesn’t much care which. By the way, is your mother home? Meanwhile,
WHY IS “FRANK,” ACCORDING TO “FRANK,” TROLLING QUORA?
He has the runs and has nothing better to do than troll Quorans with oddball questions and quips for answers while he communicates from his throne room in a state of euphoria. Which is odd.
Perhaps “Frank” dreams of sharing his living space with Capybaras while he is trolling.
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